#dont even look at me bc this is so frickin domestic #its so natural for arthur to reach and touch merlins hair and merlin doesnt even respond to it #LIKE ITS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND HAPPENS EVERYDAY #THIS IS GREAT #I AM SLOWLY DYING (colinmorgans)
yeah this of course AND ALSO THE FACT THAT ARTHUR NOTICED THE TINY LITTLE PIECE OF LEAF IN MERLIN’S HAIR like how did he see that? Why was he looking at merlin’s hair in the first place?
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
- Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
- Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
- Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
- Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
- Pastime: Three hobbies I have.
- Doing: Three habits that I have.
- Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
- Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
- Dream: Three wishes I have.
- Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.
Let’s break the old rules while we’re still 22
- Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
- Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
- Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
- Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
- Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
- Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
- Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
- Computer: I don't understand.
- Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
- Computer: You attempt to ju-
- Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
- Computer: I do not-
- Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
- Computer: I do not-
- Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
- Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
- Hazel: Crawl.
- Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
- Hazel: Snake crawl.
- Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
- Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
- Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
- Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
- COmputer: I don't understand-
- Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
star trek au where instead of saying “fascinating” spock says “bitchin”
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him