there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
In childhood Sherlock wanted to be a pirate and called his dog Redbeard after notorious pirate Barbarossa (Redbeard in Italian).
who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
- Interviewer: Can you say Benedict Cumberbatch three times fast?
- Benedict: On a Monday morning I can't even say it once.
BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
I can not even
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”